Christmas footwear

While we were road-tripping it down to North Cackalack for the Beavers wedding, Lindsay introduced me to the glory that is "Christmas Shoes."

He wants to buy some shoes for his Ma, see, because she's going to die on Christmas. Uplifting holiday music, fo sheezy.

Anyway, since the introduction, I've been seeing this EVERYWHERE. It's not just a song. It's a book. It's a movie. There is a sequel. How did I not know this stuff existed? And how can I return to blissful ignorance?